Office Humor?

If anyone has good office humor signs or posts...please throw up a link or post it in here...I need something funny for my office space..my office is so stressful, we need to LAUGH

1) The boss says he's firing me cause I didn't live up to his expectations. He expected me to quit.

2) Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office unannounced. She found him with his female admin sitting in his lap.
Without hesitating, he dictated, "...and in conclusion, gentlemen, budgetary constraints notwithstanding, I simply cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."

3) I鈥檓 Tired...
Yes, I鈥檓 tired. For several years I鈥檝e been blaming it on getting older, lack of sleep, weekend projects, stale office air, poor nutrition, carrying a couple of extra pounds, raising a family, recent ailments, and a dozen other reasons that make you wonder why life is getting tough.

But now I found out what鈥檚 really happening! I鈥檓 tired because I鈥檓 overworked. The population of the USA reached 300 million last October. 79 million of the population are retired. That leaves 221 million to do the work. There are 19 million toddlers and 76 million students in schools, which leaves 126 million to do the work. Of that total, 21 million are unemployed leaving 105 million to do the work.

Then you take away 34 million in hospitals and that leaves 71 million to do the work. 43 million are in prisons and that鈥檚 28 million left to do the work. Now take away 14,683,468 federal, 5,344,722 state and 5,370,743 city workers who run our government and you鈥檙e left with 2,601,067 to do the work. Take away the 2,601,065 people in the armed forces and that leaves just two people to do the work - You and Me!
And you鈥檙e just sitting there reading this! No wonder I鈥檓 tired!!!

4) I felt unappreciated at my last job. When I left, they held a big going-away party. They just didn't invite me.

5) The boss sent his secretary to get him a coffee. She was upset, said she wanted more responsibility. So he said "Okay, get me a Danish too."

6) My secretary is so dumb, she stole my resume and used it to get another job.
Now I'm fired from a company I wasn't even working for.

7) My boss told me he's going to lay off thirteen employees. I said, "Isn't that unlucky?" He said, "Okay, you're out too."

8) In the job interview, the boss said he was looking for "a go-getter." So the first day he says, "OK. Go get my dry cleaning."

9) What's the difference between a pencil and the job of a human resources person? A pencil has a point.

wats the job of a Corporate? to co. operate!

watch the show called "the office" make sure its the us version

you will get unlimited amounts of ideas from it because it all takes place in the office and is a comedy

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: "An ID ten T error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again?"

The computer guy grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"

"No," I replied.

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." So I wrote out ....... I D 1 0 T

or this?

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early. She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early. The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date. The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside. Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently, she closed the door and crept out of her house.

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again, and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them. "No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday!"