In prisions, inmates use toothbrushes and spoons as prison shanks. What could one use as an "office shank"??

I hope it hasn't been done in "The Office" or "Office Space" before because I haven't seen either one!!

BTW before any of you liberals start crying, it's a joke for a short film I'm writing about the comparisons of prisions to office jobs!!

It depends on the kind of office. Sharpened rulers and drafting pencils (the wide, flat kind) would make excellent comical shanks. Also, the letter-opener is already a shank waiting to be used. As for something even more strange, how about the bracket that your desk drawers slide aling as they open or the metal support in the sole of the shanker's dress shoe? Hope that helps :)

A stapler and a pointer stick.

I like the idea of thwapping people on the head with it.

any cords attached to electrical devices while still plugged in, a stapler that is open like you want to staple something to the wall but, someones forehead would be much funner, a nice bludgeoning with the key board or modem.....ahhhh, what an interesting day at work that would be.( sooo, will i get in trouble by liberals because i am not aloud to have any hostile feelings and should at all times behave in the same manner as a robot that could not ever be a threat to this precious and perfect society that we are so lucky to be a part of?)

a letter opener, metal from inside of a pencil sharpener, filed down handles from a file cabinet