I have a problem in my office.?

Due to lack of space, I have to now share my office with a newbie. I like beans and soda and I sit on a leather office chair. When I let one go, a once unnoticed release is now and loud explosive sound. What should I do?

Would you like to go to the beauty shop with Al Sharptac, Don Anus and I??????

Okay - I lost focus -
Just keep doing what you have always done
say, very loudly "MOZEL TOV"

you don't sit close to a heater, do you?
that would be my only concern depending on how powerful
your explosions are

Stop having beans and carry an air freshener at all times.

Another one of your wonderful questions....

Just keep it up. Won't be long before that newbie asked to be moved somewhere else.

Cut a small hole in the cushion and blow your powerful *** gas into the hole. If the newbie gets on your nerves, smack the cushion and release it!

stop busting a*s in the shared space. take it to the bathroom. funny question thou

eat some mushrooms, onions, brocolli, soda, beans, anything... stink the newbie out... before long the office will be all yours

You have two choices; eat beans and drink soda, or not to eat beans and drink soda. Decide whether or not you like the newbie and that will be the direction that you need to go.

you have to realize a couple of things. The first is you shouldnt change your diet of beans and soda for a n00b. The second is, the flatulence will not stop, so dont fight it. From now on, whenever you feel one coming, just announce "INCOMING!"
The newbie will thank you for it.

Dear Sister M: You do not "have a problem," the new guy does. And even with your well-known heart of gold, you can't take it upon yourself to make the whole world happy.

My Lovely SIS.... Keep it going.. Eat even more beans.. Drink lots of cheap beer to add to the gas in your explosive belly. Before you know it you'll be all alone in your own office.. As a queen should..

I guess I don't see the problem?