What Is The Funniest Movie Quote?

"How much do clothes cost in the matrix?" - Grandma's Boy
"I'm gonna show her my OH face, OH, OH" - Office Space
"Conditioner is BETTER, I leave the hair silky and SMOOTH" - Bill Madison

Let's see what you got!

"Like My Hair?"
"Anything that takes the focus of your face!"
-Liar Liar

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! I laugh everytime I think about that!!!

my favourite is from the internet series red vs blue
"Yes I'm a gay robot"

"Oh... great. Just what we need, a Druish Princess." -Spaceballs

You shcartactched my C DEE! hahaa -the ringer

"He's losing his mind...and i'm reaping all the benefits" - Jon Lovitz- wedding singer

"Nice nurse's uniform, guy."
"These are my O.R. scrubs."
"Oh, are they?"

Airplane
There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
I LOVE that film its so old but its great

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"You guys, you know all this started because of kyle's mom!! Because she's a big fat stupid B****" - Eric Cartman

Do you undestand the words that are coming outta my mouf!
~Rush Hour

the one about mary rotton crotch in full metal jacket

"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?" - Chris Tucker Rush Hour

" HA! HA! HA! HA!.....I don't get it...."

I enjoy..

"What is with today, today"-Empire Records
"The price is wrong, b!tch"-Happy Gilmore
"Remember that time we got kicked out of biology class for playing with matchbox cars? Yeah, who's retarded now?"-Talidaga Nights


To name a few.

It's from a comedy called "different strokes"
Arnold Says "What Chu Talkin Bout Willis"
Hehe!

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!"

Lloyd Bridges in "Airplane"

"The older the berry the sweeter the juice".... "Oh well she darker than a mother****** too!" Chris Tucker - Friday

"It's TWOOO!!! It's TWOOO!!!" from Blazing Saddles.

"i have a big head and little arms" from the Robinson's i think thats how you spell it but that movie quote is freakin funny.

"It's like Nerf but from the outside."

"Yes. Have some."

"There's a peck here with an acorn and he's pointing it at me!!!"

"I need to find a wizard now!!"

"Gizmo Caca."

"That's all over once we ride up Troys bucket."

"This is the bread that cures all hunger!!"

"Is that your bathing suit?" "Is that your overbite?"

All your crap is in my locker my numchucks dont fit - Nepolean i luv u

i carried a water melon its well funny cause she did

"We got together like Chinese food and pudding."
"Those don't go together"
"O.K. We go togther like cocaine and waffeles."
"Those don't go together either. O.K. i say peanut butter you say....."
"Ladies"
"No, jelly."
"You'd put jelly on a lady?"-Talladega Knights


"We'll skate to one song and one song only: 'What ya gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside that trunk? I'm gonna get get get you drunk, get you drunk of my lady lumps, my lumps, my lumps, my lumps, my lumps.'" - Blades of Glory

"Fat guy in a little coat." -Tommy boy

And the whole dinner prayer from Talladega Knights

"I've just been in Paris hunting poodle."--Murder By Death

all of them from ace ventura
jim carry is awesom!!

"Do you want to hear about the STD's from the 20s, --That *****'s ***** smelled like the great depression. (or something of the sort)-Grandma's boy
"Do you know what I like about high school girls? I keep getting older and they stay the same age!" - Dazed and confused
"Do the chickens have large tallons?" - Napoleon Dynamite

Evolution

"Allow me to share something with the entire class. Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled "Cells are Bad" and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory: "Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end." Although my standards are nowhere near where they used to be I could not bring myself to put As atop those beauties. "

Ira: "If I was a giant nasty alien bird in a department store, where would I be?"
Harry: "Lingerie."
Ira: "Not you, the bird."
Harry: "Lingerie."

"Edwina back in bowl?" - All Of Me
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue" - Airplane
"I'm not quite dead yet" - Monty Python - Search For The Holy Grail

"AHHHHH!" in Home Alone, when Kevin yells when Marv and Harry's van is about to hit him and he just stands there with his mouth open, that cracks me up every time!

"San diego means whales virgina in german." ron burgandy

"You can derelict my balls, capi-tan." zoolander

" Greg鈥檚 Jewish. ...Are you? ... Yeah.
Well so was J.C. You鈥檙e in good company." meet the parents

"Barf: I'm a mawg: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!" spaceballs

"Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted." - along came polly