If you were a carpenter and I was a lady ...?

Would you come over and put up French doors on my new office space for me?? Would ya would ya???

Thanks dear, but I think I will pass on the wedding ring. Been there, done that, bought the T shirt. But I will fix dinner for you. I make killer lasagne.

You're not a lady? Oh, I'm crushed.

Why not? and maybe later a wedding ring through ya finger?

This is really funny, The past couple of days I've been thinking about posting the very same question, but you beat me to It, Now I have to answer yours. No I won't put up your French doors, nor will I marry you, But I will let you have my baby.

yes, because if i were a carpenter, i must be the kind-hearted one

I am joseph the carpenter, i will make jesus for you and offer to make french kisses

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