What's something people at your office/school do that's so annoying you want to murder them?

There's this printer behind my desk that goes off every couple of minutes and people ...knowing i'm behind them use the space to chit chat baout BULLSH*T like american idol and the bars in the area.

Have some similar stories?

I don't want to murder her but my boss annoys me because she has not grasped the concept of speaker phone. Our walls are very thin and I constantly hear her talking very loudly (almost yelling) when she's on speaker.

What a nut.

I am not that high strung.

teachers pet!! lol

At school, people are ALWAYS texting during class. It makes me soo angry, I hate it.
Then they want to copy my work that I did, because they were do busy texting to do anything, then they're upset when they realize they're failing the class.

during an english test someone next to me was loudly chewing their gum....chomp...chomp...chomp. AAAAAAGHG!

When my boss needs something he will say my name over and over again. I hate that man with every ounce of my being.

I hate to listen to people brag about stuff that they could not have possibly done and seem to contradict the things that they said before. I have this forty something male coworker who had an underage female customer who I guess he was trying to impress the other day and he went on and on about how he was in the army, how he was fire man, how he was a veterinarian and how in the past he had did everything under the sun from astronaut to nursing baby bears. Every time he opens his mouth, I literally want to scream.

I never been so stressed at work that I would want to kill someone.

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I work in a department store, and whenever people try on shoes they just drop them on the ground and at the end of the day there are soooooo many to pick up and its so damn annoying to try and find the missing shoes.

I share an office with this girl who is ALWAYS eating ice,
I hear crunch, crunch, crunch all day long, it drives me crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eh, people shooting at me kinda sucks. also when they come to my house at 1am and need to be driven to the hospital because they have gas. oh, and idling their trucks outside my house for hours when i am trying to get laid. hmm oh yah and the "i'm sorry to bug you but.." gets old.
and the "is the mail here yet?"
but the child molestor neighbor who harrasses me takes the cake. i got a taser for next time he comes by, though. heh.

no i nev even think of murdering. like to 'bite' them with boring jokes.lol.

There's a girl in my office that likes to tell the same drama stories repeatedly about her male stripper friend. We don't care! I wish she would figure that out! Maybe if she was at home with her husband like she should be, she wouldn't be caught up in the drama that surrounds most people in that profession, and we wouldn't always be hearing about it.

I hate it when people always want to copy my work, and they NEVER do their own! Like my friends always want to copy my work, but never do theirs so i can copy it, they want to sleep til I'm done.. and they magically wake up when I'm finished and then I got to sleep and when i wake up my work is moved and they have all the same answers that i do and they are snoozing away.

well...at my school there are SOOO many similar things that i just dont know where to start.....hmm..

-Graffiti
- fights
-anything gang-related
-people ditching classes
-those students that think they are cool when they refuse to do their work


my BIGGEST pet peeve is when people talk in the halls about "getting drunk over the weekend", or smoking after school with their friends. these people are under 21!!! no one that young should ever be doing that stuff! i also cant stand the 15 year olds who are proud that their friend got pregnant, or that they are no longer a virgin. why do teenagers do this? i'm 16 and i just dont get it!!

well, that is what bugs me.

i also hate it when people i barely know copy off my work...there were about 5 of them seated around me, and it just bugs me! i cant stand it when i'm sitting there enjoying myself because i was responsible and finished my work, then someone grabs my paper and says "i'm gonna copy it ok?" i just say "whatever" and talk to my teacher about it. these people need to get their own brains...lol

when i'm at a pool and someone is always tryin to make me go in the pool knowin i dont swim that good but they always tryin to push me in!!!! that make so mad
but then tell them if they enen try to push me in i will tell my dogs to bit them on the *** (and most of them know my dogs and know i will do it) =)

Well, saying that I want to "murder them" is pretty strong, but there is one teacher at my school that REALLY bothers me. I'll call her Mrs. Branson because I wouldn't want her to read this and have her feelings be hurt or something.

Mrs. Branson is a science teacher. She is like me in 2 ways only: We're both female humans and we both strongly believe in preserving the environment. Mrs. Branson is as stubborn as a mule, and I think that she would rather ingest a can of worms than admit that she's wrong!

For one thing, her teaching abilities are on the brink of "bearable" at best. She presents reasonable materiel and teaches it passably...but when test-time rolls around, she is vague about what we should know for tests, and snaps at us if we inquire about it! She also often will lecture, or show a video clip minutes before our test, and then expect us to have memorized the information....and then she'll put that stuff on the test, rather than the information we wriggled out of her the day before!

I'm soo glad it's summer and next year I WON'T have her!

There's a guy where I work that apologizes for EVERYTHING!! He even apologized once -- for doing his job. He's just trying so hard to make everyone like him that no one likes him. He's a pest.

during a health test... this girl sitting next to me had a cold and was sniffing this snot up every 3 and a half seconds constantly.. i wanted to like strangle her!! im 12 not a murderer yet annd never will be..lol..duh

one i am a leftie (the only one in the office) so i have left handed sissors and people are ALWAYS taking my sissors and not bringing them back.

two just dumping things on my desk and not telling me or just putting it any where they want to on my desk i have places for things to go and would like them to be put where they are supposed to be

three not wanting to give as much as they take. meaning, if i am always covering for "you" then "you" should not complain the few times i ask "you" to cover for me.