Selection of short jokes - funny or not?

After you, my love, my only prize
Would be a bullet between my eyes

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space

I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life

Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If it's true, I'd prefer you inside out.

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

Look at those eyes, look at that face,
good God, someone, hand me my mace!

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

LOL!!!!!! ONE OF THE BEST JOKES I EVER HEARD!!!!!!!

AMAZING U SHOULD GET THE FUNNY AWARD OMG SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY

Those were funny! I really liked the outer space one!

I LOVE ALL OF THEM! Those are so funny! You get a million stars!!!! I have to remember all of them!