If you meet an Alien from out Space, what would you like to ask him/her first ?

hey! would you like to pull my finger?

Sorry there are no aliens.

Are you going to use me as a lab rat??

UPDATE: The above poster is an idiot. How ignorant is it to think that we are alone?? What made us so special?!?

"what the hell are you doing in this jerkwater burg?"

Your name, please!

Name a famous human being they have abducted.

Uhhhm, you didn't see it in MY yard!! You saw a Hot Air Balloon take off in MY yard!! And it was DAYTIME!!

I鈥檇 want to know how their species Bible translated 1Cor. 6:9.

I'd ask her if she wants to make a new species. I'd ask her if there's any Moham in her. If she says no, I'd ask her if she'd like some. Aliens are sexy!

did you have a nice flight here?

When I finally found the power of speech, I think I would just say "Hi". After that, I would try to exchange names, and find out where they come from and what they call themselves.

That is assuming we could communicate at all. We might have to work on that first.

how are you doing?

Did Jesus come in the Flesh?

"So...how's Elvis?"

Okay, maybe not, but I couldn't resist. Maybe:

"What's a nice biped like you doing in a place like this?"

Well, maybe not that either. How about:

"You aren't going to ask me to take you to my leader, are you? Because the guy currently in charge of this country is a bit of a buffoon, actually, and I'd hate for you to think of him as representative of the human species in general..."