鈻犫枲 Can you write a short little story that ends with this line ?

"And that was the one and only time I ever met a space alien."

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鈥淚t started off as a pretty ordinary day. You see nothing much happens in my neck of the woods usually so it really became something鈥pecial鈥?said the old man
鈥淲hat was it grandpa, what was it?鈥?screamed the excited 7 year old, and jumped up and down in anticipation.
鈥淚t鈥檚 hard to explain, but I鈥檒l try. Now you sit still while I do.鈥?

While I sat crossed legged on the floor, my grandpa was telling me his 鈥渟ecret story鈥?I was mesmerised, swept away into outer space, astral travelling more than 鈥淐alvin鈥?and "Hobbes" do. My mind was full of Star Ships and phasers and intergalactic wars鈥?creatures with bad breath and hundreds of legs; of rock monsters and strange languages, heroes and evil warriors disappearing and reappearing in light beams.

As the afternoon wore on my crossed legs caused my feet to suddenly became numb and tingly, which woke me from my stratospheric dreams. I kick myself even today that I hadn鈥檛 been paying full attention to grandpa, because he died last week taking with him that whole story, that I can鈥檛 for the life of me remember, except for the last words he uttered that sunny afternoon鈥?br> 鈥溾€nd that was the one and only time I ever met a space alien.鈥?D鈥檕h!!

While digging in my garden, I began to tug at an unseemly sized rock. As I prised the shiney black obsidian from the earth I heard a squeak. Hey a little voice said "Go get your own rock!! and that was the one and only time I ever met a space alien.

I was watching TV with my little brother..yuck..and I saw something in his ear. I turned and there was this little green man just sitting there picking his nose. Then my brother turned and looked at me and they both said, "What are you looking at?" .....and that's the only time I ever met a space alien.

Footnote: Not sure which one was the alien.

after the show, ET, ended, my little brother said, "and that was the one and only time I ever met a space alien.

" I hate you like a fat kid hates diets!" I yelled at my ex best friend.

"Looser. just leave me alone." She shot back.

I marched out the door and went upstairs to our apartment. "Mom!" I shrieked noisily as i pulled my feet out of my rainboots.
I told her about the fight, she nodded as she listened. my mom was all i had other than Galley, who i thought was currently a jerk. " Did she know joey was asking you to be his girlfriend?" she asked
"YES!" I yelled through wet tears.
"Well, does she know you like him?"
" Duh, but she told him i hated freckly brunette boys!"
I said as i took a bite of the icecream.
"hmmmm." My mother seemed to purr. she then got up and took a shower, where she said she did her best thinking.
she came out and told me to go look at the stars and try to wish for a better day. i agreed, i had nothing better to do. I got on the roof of our building and sat on a rust lawnn chair that Galley and i had brought up last summer to see a meteor shower, but we fell asleep at 10. I plopped down and looked at the sky.
"Come on a shooting star, come on, come on." I said to myself. suddenlya streak went across the sky and a bright flash lit up the roof.
Then a tall boy about my age came out of a disk like thing. "Hi, Im Shoo, Shoo Tingstar."
I gulped he was a brad pittt double. He took my hand and we talked all through the night. He agreed with me but said i should be forgiving if she like the boy too. When the sun almost rose he kissed me on the cheek and hopped into the ship.
And that was the one and only time I ever met a space alien.

"My mom shook me awake from my slumber. And that was the one and only time I ever met a space alien."