How skilled are you at cheating on the one you are with?

Well, as for me, I'm a pimp.

(Reading story below is OPTIONAL)

My cheating story:

One night, I stood outside waiting for my date.
Two girls drove up to see me (Girl A and Girl B)

The first girl that came to me (Girl A),
I told her to go to my room, because I needed to talk to my 鈥渟ister鈥?outside about something serious. Girl A complied, and went to my room.

I walked out to meet Girl B by her car, and said," Hey, that's my sister, she came over to talk to me about her boyfriend, it's private, so can you come back in a little while?"
(I kissed her on her cheek) she agreed and drove off.

Time passed in my room with Girl A before I said, "Hey, my sister is upset and she will be coming back soon, so you must go, but I'll meet you later ok (Then I gave her a sincere look).

Girl A left just in time for Girl B to show up again.
I told Girl B that my sister was upset because her boyfriend cheated on her. I said, 鈥淲hy can't guys be loyal, you know, like me? It's not hard.鈥?(Then I kissed her on her forehead)

Time passed in my room with Girl B, when someone else banged on my door.
I looked at Girl B with wild eyes and said, "I think that's my ex-girl friend, she's crazy!
I need to talk to her. I need to tell her that it鈥檚 really over. Please, go out the back door, because there could be some serious drama. I will call you later.鈥?Girl B reluctantly left.

I opened the front door and pulled Girl C into the house. She said, 鈥淲hat took you so long!鈥?I said, 鈥淚鈥檓 sorry, I was taking a crap!鈥?then I gave her a big hug.

Time passed in my room with Girl C, when my cell phone vibrated.
I flipped it open, and saw that it was Girl D - my 鈥渞eal鈥?girlfriend.
That鈥檚 when I turned to Girl C and said, 鈥淗ey, I need to go! It鈥檚 an emergency! I鈥檒l call you later.鈥?br>
True story鈥?Do you have a better one?

I sure can't beat your story. Aren't you cutting things a little close? I used to visit my afternoon girl, then have dinner with my evening girl. I saw my week-end girl on Sat. and/or Sun. Also had one I took on mini vacations. These were pretty easy to keep apart. Then I met the current wife. Had to get rid of all 4 of the others. Wow, that was 28 years ago. Good luck.

I have a better story! Pick me!

I got married to the love of my life, and don't feel needy as hell to try to find love in all the wrong places.


You'll regret it.

A random drive by the house or unannounced stop by always catches cheaters. Cheaters can not calculate randomness.
That is how I caught my last gf cheating. She thought I was dumb but I was on to her the whole time lol.

You'll get caught out! Found this cool video that shows how private detectives catch out cheating partners: http://blogs.news.com.au/heraldsun/katse...
Check it out to save yourself from being caught!!

Your giving everyone aids just by being on yahoo. People like you won't be satisfied until your desires take you off this earth.

So basically you are just a really good liar with no conscious.

*sigh* another tool....

I would be terrible, as I have never cheated. In fact, I don't believe there could be cheating in our marriage. It simply does not exist, even if she wants to date out a bit.

Do you look in the mirror and think you are one hot guy? I imagine you do. I bet you really think your awesome.

Yep - Narcissism at its best.

I am not good at cheating on the one I am with.

I have been with myself for 34 years and I haven't found anyone to cheat on myself with! :P

...sad...

How many STDs are you spreading around?

Sounds like you have very low self esteem...it's sad really.

Terrible!

I cannot tell a lie to save my life!

I bet your junk itches.

good 4 u jerk-off

lol i hope u end up with AIDS!