Are you addicted to the Internet?

A little
Boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
Anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
Cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed
To a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
Discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
Was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little
Pop-Up appeared that said: You have male.

Hi,
my name is Turniton,
I have been clean for 0 days 0 hours and 0 minutes,
he says frantically typing away......

bahahahahahhahahaha ha hahahaha hahaaha hahah ahaha a L M A O L M F A O R O FL RO FL =D poor lil baby haha daddy how was i born hahaha omg haha well son haha wow k

=)

bwhahaha!!

Awesome! Thanks :)

hahahahahaha. That one was really funny

Brilliant !! - can i borrow it please

Whahaha - top one for the morning mate...

So it was in the jeans? Huh? Excellent one for Friday<, thanks ferrari man.

Good one

hahahaha
this is funny
even stupid funny
i love that!!! x]

p.s. just vote for me as best answer
- :]

dam !!!

As long as he was sure that it wasn't SPAM.

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