Infidelity?

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied . 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own dang blanket.'

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

So true. Thanks

Its the way you ask that counts.
"Look b*tch get me an other blanket or I麓ll come down and thrash you hide" would have achieved a better result. He either gets his blanket or enjoys himself (or maybe both!)

Ha ha ha ha.........
that sounds about right.....

hahahah

ROTFL you made my day!! here's a star :)

hahahahahahha good ya. more like this

very funny

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