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Why didn't Noah load the unicorns and satyrs on the Ark?


Psalms 92:10 But my horn shalt thou exalt like the horn of an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.

Isaiah 34:7 And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

Isaiah 13:21 "But wild beasts of the desert shall lie there; and their houses shall be full of doleful creatures; and owls shall dwell there, and SATYRS shall dance there."

Isaiah 34:14 "The wild beasts of the desert shall also meet with the wild beasts of the island, and the SATYR shall cry to his fellow; the screech owl also shall rest there, and find for herself a place of rest."

Did Noah run out of room?

It was my favorite Robot Chicken.

Unicorns and satyrs must be able to walk on water, or something equally as profound and mystifying.

Haven't you ever heard The Unicorn Song?

I almost died laughing. I thought you had just posted some fake passages you had made up, but then I went and checked and they were real and I laughed even more. That's the funniest thing I have read all day.

Ha ha - more fantasy straight from the buy-bull. Unicorns, satyrs, Noah, his Ark, Adam, Eve, Moses, God, Jesus - none of those ever existed except in fevered legends and lately in lots of movies.

So relax and have a beer already.

Noah was an elitist and found all those animals questionable. The unicorn was to horny. He didn't like dinosaurs either, maybe one bit him.

LOL

No global flood in 4.5 billion years!

Damn Beavis, I about gave myself a hernia laughing so hard at this post.... thanks for the biblical info... i didn't think unicorns were actually in the bible :)

Yes he run out of room, that's why these critters are extinct now.

The aircraft carrier USS Kitty Hawk was not build yet. Nor any other suitable size boat
S***t

Noah had issues with the God of Unicorns... That is why...

he did ....they just got eaten by a mean bear 86 days after the big rainbow....

no, he did it on purpose

don't you watch robot chicken?

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