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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them out loud)
1) That鈥檚 not right ....Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ....Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP ....Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man .... Dum ***
5) Small Horse .... Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach?.... Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table .... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8) I think you need a face lift.... Chin Tu Fat
9) It鈥檚 very dark in here .... Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ....Wai Yu Mun Ching
11) This is a tow away zone ! .... No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week .... Wai Yu Kum Nao
13) Staying out of sight ....Lei Ying Lo
14) He鈥檚 cleaning his automobile ....Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive ! .... Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Great .... Fa Kin Su Pah
Dildo...Fun Toi
Ex-wife...Fa Kin Sau
Jesus Child...Ho Li Boi
Give me the money!...Pei Nau
Where麓s the restroom?...Ai Pee Nau
I absolutely agree!...No Daut
Stop teasing me!...Tat Nut Funi
Go for a ride for free...Hit Hai King
My friend is homo...He Gai
Your price is too high...Ai No Bai Dam Ting
That was an unauthorized execution..Lin Ching
You are not very bright .... Yu So Dum
Having an early orgasm.... Kum Tu Suun
Saying the same thing....Ri Pi Ting
Are You horny?....Yu dik Har
You麓re just stupid.... Fak Ju
Oh, You麓ve been smoking as well?....Ju Tu Hai
Now I understand....Ai See Nau
Let麓s get outta here!....Fa Kin Run
I麓m just so horny....Ma Dik Big
Microsoft sucks!.... Fa Kin Kom Pu Da
Is'nt it cold to pee outdoor?....Wai Ju Ding So Tai Nee
I didn麓t know that You could sing?....Wai Yu Sing Dum Song
I got this for free....Ai No Pei
#2Once there where two balls they always argued about who was bigger but they never settled it and one day their tall friend jimmy said you know what? Both of yall are nuts!
#3Why is Orgasm a 6 letter Word? Because its Easier to Spell than........... Ohmygodyesohshitdeeperyesgodpleasefuckme...
#4There once was a rooster and a cat walking on the pier the cat fell into the water and the rooster stood there and laughed at the cat struggling in the water...
The moral of this story is where ever there is a wet pussy there is a happy cock
#5After 20 yrs of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband always used a dildo on her. She said explain the dildo fool. He said explain the kids! *****!
#6There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head, stick me in a dark room and bang my head against a wall until I throw up and pass out! omg LMAO!!!! :D I loved the chinese thing haha. Very funny haha wow |
