Dad how was I born- a Joke- computer language?

The little boy asked his father - Daddy, how was I born?

DAD SAYS:
Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Well, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and it was too late to hit the delete button.

Nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: You've Got a Male

cute, have a star.

It is really funny. The same thing happened here as well.
Just have a look.

A second grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?".
Her mother told her, "God sent you."
"Did God send you, too?" asked the child.
"Yes, Dear," the mother replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?", the child persisted.
"He sent them also," the mother said.
"Did he send their parents, too?", asked the child.
"Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been no sex in this family for the last 200 years!
No wonder everyone is so grouchy around here."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! man, thats good! im gunna hav to remember it. u definitely get a star!!! ;)