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What do you think of this joke? :-)?


A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma鈥檃m, I鈥檓 sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I鈥檓 awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let鈥檚 pretend that we鈥檙e married."

"Wow! That鈥檚 a great idea!!" he exclaims.

"Good," she replies. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

Haha! My entire family were laughing at that! :D
Great Job!

New to me and it麓s bl**dy great. Lots of smiles. The last line is pure genius. A visit to the star safe is definitely called for.

Its the joke with the preist and nun whose car broke down in the rain.

Still nice but you get 4/5 since it wasn't an original. ;)

the ending is so random but it is so funny! it reminds me of something i would do!

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