I posted this yesterday but is it worth doing again..This is one of my favorite old jokes....A couple were?

invited to a family masked fancy dress?
The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He, being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without
pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party.

As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching
her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor,
dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and
devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.

After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and she was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell ! you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and
some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your dad, apparently he had the time of his
life."

for those who are gunna whinge because i posted yesterday..I DIDNT POST IT FOR YOU

I'm LMFAO

This would even go down well in Austria

o m!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!eww~~~~~!!!!!!...

havent heard that one before!!
dintthink incest was so funny before!!!!!!!!!!!hehhe!

Such a great joke lol!!! ;)

That is gross! But it is hilarious. lol