How do I let this lady know I am not interested?

My girlfriend has become good friends with an elderly lady she met at one of her sewing classes, and this lady is around an awful lot. The problem is, when my girlfriend leaves the room, she always hits on me!

The first time it happened, my girlfriend had just left the room to answer the phone, and old Mrs. Hannigan turned to me and said "I'd like to leave my teeth on your nightstand, if you get my drift." I didn't know what to say, so just laughed it off, but Mrs. Hannigan was not deterred.

I can't tell you how many times I have been downtown, and I hear that walker hauling *** to catch up with me! She is doing everything possible to attract my attention; you know all the tricks they use--blue hair rinses, tight support hose, musky-scented arthritis ointment...there's just no stopping her!

One morning when my girlfriend left for work I was still in bed, and woke up to find her lying beside me! "I have a new hip, big boy" is all she said.

Please help! What do I do????

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Hmmmm, what REALLY happened after your girlfriend left to work and before you woke up with her next to you? There's a bit of an unaccounted for gap in timing there darling, one can only come to their own conclusions. ;-)

This happens to me all the time. Please remember, senior citizens are people too and they must be treated with respect. Either you ignore her advances or you could just give her what she wants, if you get my drift.

You have the problems some people only get to dream of, poor you!
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I bet you can figure out what to do, you're smarter than that! Use that artistic imagination.....it will take you to a new realm!