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Joke:: Funny or not?


OK, it's old, but Galapogos Islands have just come onto the web, so there might be SOMEONE out there never heard it.....or maybe a giant tortle.....?

When I returned home from a business trip, it was a stormy night and the kids were both asleep in bed with their mother, so I resigned myself to a night in the guest room.

I told the kids that next time Daddy was due home; they had to sleep that night in their own beds.

On my next trip, they all came to meet me at the airport.

As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running shouting "Hi Dad! I've got some good news!"

As I waved back, I said loudly, "What's the good news?"

"Nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!" Jamie shouted.

The busy airport became very quiet, as 300 fellow travellers in the waiting area looked at Jamie, then turned to me, and then searched the rest of the area to see if they could figure out exactly who his Mom was.

Help, we need to get away!!

.

How about I sleep with you when mommy is away???????
sounds fun to me.....!!

I have never heard that one.... It is hilarious !!!
Children always have a way to make a bad situation one that you will never forget. LOL.

Ive heard it before but its still hilarious!

funny

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