David M's Anatomy?

Almost every question I ask on this site is met with caustic and smarty pants responses from this David M character who claims to be a VP at Endurance Insurance in Chicago and a 911 driver and ladies man.
I asked my shrink what would make a man act the way he does, apparently spending countless hours at his computer waiting to insult one and all and sprew his right wing nonsense like spittle. One angry and frustrated dude.
My shrink told me that this is probably because he is the mail room clerk at the insurance company, has a model 911 that he built in his bedroom at home where he still lives with his parents and sniffs glue. That he has an undersized "package", no friends and hasn't been kissed in years, not even by a gay jew socialist like myself.
Does this seem plausable?

consider this: my ex-girlfriend has a my-space page. and on this page, she is always smiling and having a good time. of course, what she does is pose for every picture, and only write things that glorify her own ego, and justify her position. but in "real life", she is a miserable person who walks around with a bad attitude and a scowl.

don't put so much stock into what somebody whom you don't know comments on your posts. he is the equivalent of a warcraft character.

yeah, I figure him
he's fatty, bold, shortsighted with huge glasses, scraped shoes, worn out shirt, bad smell all over

nut NO, he's not a VP at End.Insurance and doesn't drive a 911 : I BET ON IT

Sounds like you want his little package.