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A guy walks into a bar and meets a chick there. After a few minutes of hitting on here he exclaims, "Your *** is mine!" The girl is disgusted and leaves. The next day, the man is driving to work when all of a sudden, his vehicle is rear-ended in a collision. The car was totaled and the man end up in the hospital. Turns out it was the same girl from the bar that crashed into him. The man is laying in the hospital bed with tubes up his nose and IV tubes everywhere. Then the girl walks into his room hoping to appease the man in someway so he won't go after her. He sees her with a "I'm sorry" kind of face, and gestures for her to come closer. She puts her ear next to his mouth, and with all of his energy, the man manages to say these words: "Your ASSETS are mine."

rubbish..

Lawyers would think its kind of funny..I think it's kind of mean....

HAHA very funny!!

Good joke.

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