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the Austrailian Foreign Minister, Alexander Downes, Was visiting the French Ambassador in 2003. He was going to discuss political issues and economic trade with the Ambassador. Then, suddenly, a gunshot broke through the window and barely missed Alexander Downes. The French did not want trade. But the people of France did. Protesting occured. The course of the French government was not well liked by the people. They wanted relations with Austrialia, for the wooden material to make Boomerangs and the pouch skins of the Kangaroos were vital to the reparations of the Tower of Piza. People began to wear "Homme` Fawkes" masks, and taking the letter "F" as their names. They revolted, and on the 6th of January, a revolution occured. Though the rest of the world had now shun the French and the Austrailians, they both decided to become allies in the now major War on Terror, and showed their love for one another by remocing all immigration barriers and allowed the societies to integrate culturally and economically.

the short version - Get a French girl.