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Another Blonde Joke?


I'm sure many of you have heard this. This is for those of you who haven't.

2 men and a blonde woman are all trying out for a single opening in the CIA. They meet in a briefing room with the employer. He takes the first man into another room and says "In the CIA, we need to know that we can trust you." He pulls out a .45 and says "Take this gun. Your wife is sitting in a chair inside the next door. Kill her." The man, in horror, says "What? I can't do that! She's my wife! We've been married for 18 years!" The CIA operative says "Well then I'm afraid you're not the kind of person we're looking for. Take your wife and go home." So the man, sobbing, takes his wife and leaves.

The operative came back into the briefing room and took the second man into another room and told him what he had to do. As the operative unholstered the .45 and held it out to him, the man looked at the gun with despair, but reluctantly agreed and walked into the door. After five minutes, he came out sobbing, 鈥淚 can鈥檛 do this. I love my wife too much.鈥?鈥淭hen I鈥檓 afraid you鈥檙e not the right person for this job. Take your wife and go home.鈥?br>
After the second man left, the operative took the blonde into the next room. 鈥淲e need to know we can trust you.鈥?He took his .45 out and said 鈥淵our husband is in the next room. Take this gun and kill him.鈥?As he finished his sentence, the blonde swiped the gun from his hand, stormed into the room, and slammed the door. After about half of a second, the operative heard the whole clip rapid-fired off. Shortly after, all hell broke loose in the room. (Part 2 coming up)

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read this joke atleast 100 times. no need to wait for part 2,3,4....

ok & then

Can't wait for the second part! =D

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