Wat do you think of this? cont........?

Love
When your eyes meet across a crowded room.

Lust
When your tongues meet across a crowded room.

Marriage
When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

Love
When intercourse is called making love.

Lust
When intercourse in called screwing..

Marriage
When intercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania .

Love
When you argue over how many kids to have

Lust
When you argue over who gets the wet spot

Marriage
When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids

Love
When you share everything you own.

Lust
When you steal everything they own.

Marriage
When the bank owns everything.

Love
When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.

Lust
When the relationship is over if you don't climax.

Marriage
When.... uh.... what's a climax.

Love
When your heart flutters every time you see them.

Lust
When your groin twitches every time you see them.

Marriage
When your wallet empties every time you see them.

Love
When you're only interested in doing things with your partner

Lust
When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner

Marriage
When you're only interested in your golf score.

Love
You only leave the house for coffee and doughnuts

Lust
You only leave the house for condoms and Vaseline

Marriage
You only leave the house when you're allowed to.

LOL.....Awesome !!! Thanks for the morning chuckle !!!!

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