Joke :) the three doors to hell?

A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in **** up to their necks.

The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with **** up to their noses. Guy says no again.

Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with **** up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries.

The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee.
On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone back on your heads!"
:0 hahaha Str it if u like it

**** means $hit!!

lolol that would be my luck

Oldie but a goodie

AAAWWW! My God! That was so freakin' funny!!!

I couldnt understand it cuz of the **** parts. I think that part had a lot to do with the whole joke. Add details plz.

Heard it before. but don't mind hearing it again and again. It is really good.

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