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3 rooms in Hell joke?


I know I'm kinda rapid-fire posting here, but I just found out about the existance of this site, so I'm unloading.

Joe dies and goes to Hell. Satan meets him and says "Welcome to Hell! Here's the deal- I'm gonna show you 3 rooms, and you've gotta pick which one you want to spend the rest of eternity in."

So they visit Room 1. Satan opens the door, and Joe sees a bunch of people standing on their heads on a hardwood floor. They obviously look uncomfortable and in pain.

They leave, and go to Room 2. Satan opens the door to a bunch of people standing on their heads on a cement floor, and everyone is in even more pain.

Finally, they visit Room 3. Satan opens the door, and Joe sees a room where everyone is waist high in dog crap, drinking coffee. But there's barely anyone in there. So Joe decides to live there for eternity, since it looked like the best of the worst. As he walks in, the Devil follows behind him and says "OK guys, coffee break's over. Back on your heads!"

Ha ha ha. This is funny.
I will give you a star 6(^.^)9

u have the joke wrong...

it goes like...



"Joe" dies and goes to Hell

and there is michael jackson standing at the gates of hell

and joe gets 2 choose which room he wants to spend the

rest of etreaty in.... and joe askes "can i see room number

one before chosing"

Michael ansers " um, i guess..." and opens door one

inside there are people forsed to listen to Barnie theme song

and Hannah Montana, (really cheesy songs)

and Joe says, "I really hated it when my kids listend to those

shows... can i see what in the second room?"

Micheal Jackson relpies, " let me check the rules..."

and he looks, "Nothings in here saying u cant"

so he opens the second door...

inside are people waist deep in intestions of animal and

people who had died cuz of communisum

decustely Joe askes if he can see the last room

this time Jackson is has a worried look on his face

he says..." Let me check with boss..."

and goes and finds satan himself and askes

he returns and says... "shure go right ahead"

Joe sees people sitting on boards above dog poo drinking

coffee, desiding that he'd get coffee, and not be IN the poo

Joe choses that.... once he signed on the dotted line

there comes a noise "Breaks over!! Back on your heads"





kay.... that;s just how i heard it... makes more sence to me
so stop flippin out at me cuz i think's his could be better!!

Gosh!!

hahaha...

lol

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