Joke . sign language?

A guy takes his girlfriend home to meet his parents but he tells her " i must warn you they are both deaf ".They get into the house and walk onto the living room and the girlfriend is horrified to see his mum sat with a beer bottle up her vagina and the dad is sitting with his nuts out and a match stick propping his eye open. His girlfriend says "oh my god whats going on here !" oh he says, " its sign language mum is saying get the beers in you c**t and dad is saying boll**ks im watchin the match

heard it before, but still good to see the old jokes are still alive and kicking

pmsl thats good!!!

that is RUDE!!
but funny
heheeehehe

i dont wanna imagine that!!!!!!!!!!

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