So Cheryl and Ashley Cole are having a meeting to see where things stood ........If I was Ashley .......?

the first thing I would say is

"well perhaps if you took care of things in the bedroom I mightnt needed to have gone looking elsewhere for it ........"

You know, just to add fuel to the fire :) could you imagine the response from Cheryl. Bet Ashley would have his gonads wrapped round his neck when he left the room lol.

or she could just beat him up in the bathroom..........................I've heard she's good at that

she's a mug if she takes him back

what?

We'll be able to read about it in OK, Heat and a million other magazines the second after it happens and hopefully there will be pictures of them hitting each other with frying pans like in the good old days....

he was so stupid cheating on her with that slapper. and the thing is that girl was gloating in the paper about it, how can she be so cruel???

Well, apparently he doesn't have much to be taken care of!!!

And a meeting to discuss what?......Kick his *** to the curb!!

And I don't even like The Tweed that much!!!

He's a thick,greedy turd and she's a scrawny peasant.

I wish them all the happiness in the world together..


ED: Hey, Mrs GC you obviously have a very short memory. xx

ED: wendy AC, he's the golddigger! He spat out his dummy because arsenal only offered him 拢60,000 a week and joined chelsea for 拢63,000.

ED: Snizz, are you sure you're ok? can i get you anything? :)

cant say i blame him for straying, the language barrier must grate after a while

"well perhaps if you took care of things in the bedroom I mightnt needed to have gone looking elsewhere for it & throw up all over the girl ........"

Cheryl should be laughing her head off. He pulled some old slapper and vomitted when he saw her naked.

She's going to dump his ar$e. She has already ditched the rings.

Cheryl is a goldigger!!!

And he would deserve it if he said those things!
Cheryl is successful and needs to be away a lot, not pandering to his sexual needs, she should get a fella who will adore her.

I take it the snizz pity party left... man the turn around here is terrible!

well proper gander, considering someone just said "shame you didn't die that day"
I dont know.. what do you think?

This question comes from someone who not so long ago asked on here where he could meet a girl - for the love of chips

she can do alot better then him, but serves them both right for being a greedy couple.

So says Dave '3 minute wonder' S

Who cares?

Would the world be any better or worse if they both snuffed it this second? No, it wouldn't make any difference at all would it?

What ever happened to the real news?

Cheryl's pretty enough to pull a geezer from Sidcup

Right - 'cos he's a real catch! Vomiting before, during, and after sex with the slapper as far as I can tell from this nonsense http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/new...

Guess that would make him a role model for you - at least he got somewhere, eh?

Well it doesn't seem long ago that this guy's sexual preferences were questioned:

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/...

Ho should say " and i fancy your ginger mate!"

If you was Ashley (sic) you would have said "If I WERE Ashley...."
If you're going to try and be clever, the least you can do is BE clever ! ! ! - oh I nearly forgot.....LOL........

cashley has placed the blame for his matrimonial difficulties squarely at the door of Arsene Wenger for
a)not paying his agents fees-Cheryl stated that there was no way she was letting the agent have 10% of his bedroom duties,
b)with his policy of promoting foreign talent,Cashley's pesonal development was restricted, and his manhood never reached it's full potential
c)allowing Sol Camp Bel to leave, thus robbing him of his best friend, and needing someone else to go starfishing with

edit
propergander
he was offered 拢60k,on top of that he wanted The Arsenal to pay his agents fees, so they said it would come out of his ''wage'' thus reducing it to a paltry 拢55k

Ah,other people's misfortune .How could you cope without it Dave?

why do men think other men have a bit on the side coz its no good in the bedroom, er no, they have it coz like i this case it was handed to him on a plate, and what for a hour of sex, lost it all i hope she dumps his a@@

lol... he could do sooooo much better