Is it love or lust, you decide lol?

How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you lose your child in crowded room.
LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - What the hell are you talking about?
LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over money.
LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - What's a climax?
LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to *****.
LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.
LOVE - When you show concern for your partner's feelings.
LUST - When you couldn't give a damn.
MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV.
LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you, darling..."
LUST - When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."
MARRIAGE - When your farewell is a relief.
LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
LOVE - When your heart flutters everytime you see them.
LUST - When your groin twitches everytime you see them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties everytime you see them.
LOVE - When nobody else matters.
LUST - When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.
LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - When just getting through today is your only thought.
LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.

LOL ! I know what it's called in my life, it's just very hard to explain to him ! He lives in a "bubble" !!

very good.. a bit long though lol

Star awarded.
Thanks for sharing those with us.
I don't believe in lust myself....................

great observation (or experience?)
still good
so a star for u

Luckily my marriage isn't like that! lol

Love-when you don't care what's happening
Lust- when you don't know what's happening
Marriage- when you don't remember what happened

love and lust.

That was good. I believe in, true love and soul mates and i also believe in that everyone out the has their true love and soulmate. I have mine :D, do you have yours? Have a star on me.

Not my cup of tea....but seems ok.

Lol yes love is blind and marriage is the glasses

hehehehe

so very true but It doesn't have to be cos your married! Relationships take their course and they all end up the same way eventually! lolz

well worth the star!!

Sooooo funny!!!!!!!!! Just loved that. I am laughing so hard.
From a married gal we need to get back to lust again. AHaaaa haa ha..

Not funny Jake.....cuz it is too true! Damn that human nature!

uhhhhhhh..

rotfl so damn true its scary ...

Jake you leave me laughing and speechless. I guess your humour is meant to be enjoyed rather than answered.

Yes it is

Wow!You're a nature!great..3 and half star 4 u..

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