Look what happens if you rearrange the letters?

鈥?Dormitory 鈥?Dirty room
鈥?Desperation 鈥?A rope ends it
鈥?The eyes 鈥?They see
鈥?The Morse Code 鈥?Here come dots
鈥?Slot machines 鈥?Cash lost in me
鈥?Animosity 鈥?Is no amity
鈥?A decimal point 鈥?I鈥檓 a dot in place
鈥?Snooze alarms 鈥?alas, no more z鈥檚
鈥?Astronomer 鈥?Moon starer
鈥?Mother-in-law 鈥?Woman Hitler
鈥?Eleven plus two 鈥?Twelve plus one
鈥?Election results 鈥?Lies, let鈥檚 recount
鈥?Public relations 鈥?Crap, built on lies
鈥?Evangelist 鈥?Evil鈥檚 agent
鈥?Internet chat rooms 鈥?The moron interacts
鈥?Board meeting 鈥?I get bored, man
鈥?Debit card 鈥?Bad credit
鈥?Clint Eastwood 鈥?Old west action
鈥?Playmate of the year 鈥?Ahoy, a pretty female
鈥?The Public Art Galleries 鈥?Large picture halls, I bet
鈥?Alec Guinness 鈥?Genuine class
鈥?George Bush 鈥?He bugs Gore

ADD YOURS AND BEST ONE GETS 10 POINTS!!!!!
ADD YOURS AND BEST ONE GETS 10 POINTS!!!!!

YEAR TWO THOUSAND
A YEAR TO SHUT DOWN

THE PUBLIC ART GALLERIES
LARGE PICTURE HALLS, I BET

CONTRADICTION :
ACCORD NOT IN IT

PRINCESS DIANA
END IS A CAR SPIN

And for the grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

lol. The best joke on yahoo answers up to date

very nice!!!!! that just made my day a whole lot better

That was really good, I agree with the 1st answer, best one i seen, very funny/clever. :)

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

Great I'm gonna star it

The Three Stooges has a really good one about them killing each other
Well not killing but you know

Give it up for Paradisa

Give him 10 points

Sports bra- Traps orbs
Cosmetic surgery -"Yes, I correct mugs."
Eskimos- Some ski
Clothespins- So, let's pinch
Sean Connery: on any screen
ADOLF HITLER = DOLLAR THIEF

Those are great! Now I will be trying to think of one all night!

Old one:

Spiro Agnew - Grow a Penis

Cats Rule My House=

Result Ache Mousy
or
A Cultures Homeys
or
Lacey Mouse Hurts
or
Sum Carousel They

Micheal Jackson
Son Leach? Ack! JIM!

those were great

my favorite one:

elvis - lives

u brighten up my day a little

wowwie......... how r u soo good?

LOL - Woman Hitler....

Very funny!

The IRS - THEIRS

Happy Tax time...