Don't you wish women didn't fart? I wish women didn't fart. Guys, my wife farted. =(?

Man, I thought women were dainty and ladylike and all that stuff. Everyone is getting on my case about hating on my new wife because she farted but I can't help it. Women just can't burp and fart openly. Only guys are allowed to do that. I thought this was like an unsaid, but known rule of behavior. Their are somethings the male gender can do that woman can't. Just like women get to wear pants, but guys don't wear dresses. Men can fart and burp randomly whenever the heck we please. Women, if you do this openly, it's nasty. I gotta get out of this marriage because I told my wife about this and she thinks it's unfair and says she can barp and fart everywhere. We're supposed to meet at 9:00 p.m. tonight to watch Judge Judy, but I haven't met her in the family room yet. She is waiting. I just want out of this relationship =(

...then, be careful, when she's around its a walking fire hazard.
...enjoy!

a quife??

Your wife probably wishes you didn't breathe

is a bodily function dude, chill :-)

LOL....................this is the funniest ? yet LOL

well maybe you should have thought about that before you got married. That is so rude of you

I'd kill if my wife would loosen up and fart in front of me (no pun intended).

Are you serious?? Do you think their is gonna be a woman that you're gonna find that doesn't fart? You married her but now you want a divorce cuz she farted? grow up!

Women have the same damn digestive system that men do.

Whatever...oh, thanks for the two points. Your GREAT, just what every woman is waiting for.

I think it would be wonderful if she took a crap on your face, that is the stupidest thing I have heard in a while but I guess to each his own. Good luck finding a woman who doesn't fart.

Then why did you marry her? Leave. I like a woman that can express herself. She can fart around me anytime she feels like it. Burp too.

Dude, would you rather she held it all in and one day blew up?

Okay first of all you are an A**HOLE and I really hope you are kidding. Second of all I have never farted in front of my boyfriend in our 16 months together and we have lived together for most of that time. He begs me to do it, but I won't. He wants me to feel comfortable. I love him and appreciate him for that, but I still feel the need not to. Some things I just won't do. But it means a lot that he doesn't care. He would love me know matter what. If you want to leave your wife over this then guess what? You don't deserve her and she is WAY better off without your sorry A**! You are a pathetic excuse for a man and I am sure that she has just been too nice to tell you that your penis is too small!!!!!

wow im sorry but ur a total @ss if u dont wanna be in ur marraige anymore because ur wife farted.. thats seriously rediculous and imature.. and i feel bad that she even has to deal with you... do urself and get a reality check... and grow up..

Are you serious, you actually thought that women didn't have the same bodily functions as men? And you married a woman that you have NEVER heard burp or pass gas in front of you, i find that very unusual.
Your in the real world not an episode of leave it to beaver.
Get over it, I'm sure there are plenty of things you do that disgusts her.

Are you for real? If you want to through in the towel for something so ridiculous then she will be better off without you. Do both of you a favour and pack. Real men stick with their wives through all the trials of life what will you do when she's pregnant. God help her.

this has to be a joke right

oh my goodness. what is wrong with you? are you seriously going to divorce your wife for that? it is a normal thing to do. let's try to act mature. and what is this ... men can do it... women can't crap? it is a free world. go ahead and divorce your wife. you don't deserve her. i am embarrassed for you.

You are absolutely ridicules. Women have the same need to expel gas as men do. It is just as ill mannered for a man to burp or fart as a woman. Women don't want to hear men fart or burp either. But men do it all the time. Then they show their ignorance by laughing about it. Grow up.

if you leave your wife over something so stupid as to burping or farting....you need to grow up!!! maybe its you with the problem. All women do it part of nature!

You are a complete lout. Farting and burping are rude regardless of the gender...and any guy who thinks women should live by different standards than they do, is also a few bricks shy of a load.

LOL omg I can't believe she married you...

you're not a man.

You are a total ***..I just read your question to my hubby and he started laughing at the stupidity of your question..That from a man..It is idiots like you who give men a bad name..If I was your wife I would divorce you just because you are stupid..
Why is it that men think that it is okay to burp and fart anywhere they please..IT is rude and crude to make a show of it..

Wow, get plenty of air freshners and purchase one of those electric filters. ha ha ha this is funny!

Oops there go another 1> Give her a break>If she cuts 1 loose that's her problem> Haven't you ripped any around her yes and laughed> But she has to hold hers>Get a live this is the 21 century> They do these things> S&H <HAHA>

are you serious??? i hope not and if you are where is it a rule that women can't fart. seriously man get a life. do me a favor and leave your wife so she can find a real man. god knows your not one.

Honey, your "plight" made me chuckle. To get even with her, please feel free to wear a dress (plus a bra, slip, and nylons) to the meeting. You might even wear some spike heels. What's good for the gander is good for the goose. Heaven forbid a human of the female persuasion has gas. By the way, women don't sweat, we simply "glow."

Can't you see the seventh grade humor in this? As an adult, you have to know that gas affects both genders, and the days of women strapping corsets on and dropping hankies are long gone. Sounds to me like you just want out of a relationship and are looking for an excuse. I may be wrong - I often am. But what's the real reason here? Good luck to you, sweetie. I'm not sure what you're looking for, but I sure hope you find it.

If that's all it takes for you to want to end a marriage....then do your wife a favor and end it. She will be hurt, but she will move on and find love again! You however may want to find a pet that doesn't fart because there isn't a woman out there that doesn't fart or burp! It's natural, and woman should have the right to let one rip in the comfort of their own home the same as a man! ...or maybe a good blow up doll!!!

I agree with you.. I try to avoid to do that in front of my hubby...lol....