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There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's salary. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church. Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd, "Having children is an act of God!" Silence fell on the congregation. In the back of the room, a little old lady stood up and in her frail voice said, "Snow and rain are also acts of God, but when we get too much, we wear rubbers."

Ooooooo. Good one. Way to go granny! HAHA

smart smart woman

lmao funny leave it to the old women!!!!

Good one :)

lol...funny

LOL!!!

that was highly funny!!!!!! LMAO!!!

Isn't reality the best especially in the christian realm?!! don't be too heavenly so that you arn't any earthily good"

YAY! GOOD JOKE.

nice lady.

pmsl...nice one

That was cute!

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