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Don't you think Uncle Chua should get some lessons from Lingam?


Here's a list of what I think are the top four tips Chua Soi Lek should've learnt from VK Lingam to keep his *** out of trouble.

PRETEND TO BE DRUNK
a)"I get horny when I drink wine."

"Then I pretend to be scr*wing my personal friend."

"Pretend only hor."

INSISTING THE MEETING WAS PURE COINCIDENCE
b)"I bumped into my 'personal friend' in Batu Pahat, at Hotel Katerina, inside Room 1301."

"Then after I bumped into her, I bumped her lah."

DON'T ADMIT BEING THE PERSON IN VIDEO CLIP
c)"It looks like me, sounds like me, fcuks like me."

"But I will not say 100% that it's me."

FLAT OUT DENY YOU'RE GUILTY
d)"I am still a virgin."

Boon Q:Lol! i've heard it too!

oh gosh! dirty old man & dirty crooked liar!

haha very funny!!!
one star for youuuuuuu

haha..! good one

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Boon, I heard that too when I was a kid, but not nice to say here la...will hurt our indian friends here...

hihi..... so Datuk Chua can say 'kolek...kolek...kolek..' instead of correct... correct... correct...
hihi...

the butt looks like mine but it ain't mine

hahaha!
cayalah dude!! wuhuuuu~

oh dear...i cant stop laughing...haahahahahaahahahahahaahahaha... a good one...

btw, gong xi fa cai to you and everyone here!

Lol, that was hilarious!

Chua' stuff is personal man, stop winging

yes he needs intensive course from Lingam

No need la ...Uncle Chua are gentleman but Lingam a liar....but both are safe from their case ....they got money and power ma....sap sap swey la.

good one...although i think what dr.chua did was very brave...lol...but still, its a good one...

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