Does anyone have any funny e-mail forwards that you can put in your answer?

i need some

or links to some

A new lady teacher, came to teach 10th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said " Let's start with the boys first.

Boys start giving their intro.

First boy : " My name is john, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub."

Teacher was confused to listen and said "interesting - well, ok. In fact we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So its ok john. Yes next..."

Second boy : " myself peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub"

Teacher now got surprised and said " gooodd.. I like the spirit of supporting a friend. ok next..."

Third boy : "I'm smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub"

Teacher : "guys are u joking or what ? please be sincere. Ok next"

This continues, and the last boy stands up : I m herry, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub "

Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach u ungrown boyz for long. Any way, now the girls please."

First girl : "I m julie and my hobby is to see birds."

Teacher : "gooodd. At last I got something different. Ok next..."

Second : "I m ruby and I like to collect perfumes"

Teacher : "now its like educated grown up girls . ok next...u sweet girl...yes u..."

Most beautiful girl of the class : "Mam my name is Bubble, and hobby is to take bath six times a day" !!!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

A condom tells a tampon "you always take my job for a week", the tampon says "yeah, but when you f*** up I lose my job for nine months!"