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Is this something you would try at work?


Again its another forwarded email like my last elevator one...... (Feel free to check out at : http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Sorry if you've seen them...... but are you game enough to try them?

Okay who's up for the challenge?

ONE-POINT DARES: (1)

路 Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
路 To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
and grimace.
路 Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
路 Walk sideways to the photocopier.
路 While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors
open.
路 When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and
pretend it wasn't you.
路 Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
路 Don't use any punctuation.
路 Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.

THREE-POINT DARES: (3)

路 Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with
double-barrelled fingers while making a clicking sound with
your tongue that resembles the sound of a revolver.
路 Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
nozzle.
路 Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
路 Every time you get an email, shout ''e-mail''.
路 Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over his
or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
路 Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle".
Then wink and pout.
路 Call I.T. help desk and tell them that you can't seem to access any
pornography web-sites.

FIVE-POINT DARES : (5)

路 At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually
launch into it yourself).
路 Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10times.
路 For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
路 Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
number two".
路 In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
路 During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.
路 As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
路 Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
路 Hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough
embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll call you
tonight".

Or you could......................................
Speak with an accent during a very important conference call (i.e French, German, Porky Pig)
Arrange toy figures during a meeting to represent the attendees and move the figures accordingly to their real life counterparts.
Present each meeting attendee with a cup of coffee and a muffin then smash each muffin after handing it out.
Pretend your from a restaurant close by and call a colleague to inform him he has won a lunch for four.
While an office mate is out move his chair into the elevator.
Page yourself over the intercom system without disguising your voice.
Repeat this conversation 10 times to the same person. "Do you hear that?" What? "Never mind it's gone now."

I have done some and will do others. Somebody has to entertain me at work, usually it has to be me.

Oh man, I probably wouldn't try any of that stuff. But I would probably laugh hysterically if I saw someone else do it.

haha thats so funny

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