When Satan is knocking at your door.....?

Simply say, "Jesus, can you get that for me?"

Just received this is in a forwarded e-mail....how cheesy can we be?

Can you top that in cheesiness?

I answer naked.

"We gave at the office"

God is my co-pilot

I answer the door wearing a ski mask.

GET BEHIND ME SATAN AND LEAVE ME ALONE

This statement regarding Satan is all to often looked at as just another day is Christianity! It is important to realize that Satan is real. He has been causing Christian's problems for many years and he understands the Human mind better than we do. Yes, we can call on the wonderful name of Jesus Christ. But, we should be asking the question, "Lord what do you desire to work through me in this situation. Many attacks from spiritual sources are their to work on our imperfections and this in order to build or shape our character. Yes, we should call of the name of the all mighty God [Jesus Christ], for in this name we receive the power to cast out the devils devices. So, what's the answer for you? Is this as simple of an answer that all we have to do is call upon His name? Or is the spiritual battle we are facing a result of something we need to work through in order to build our character and ethics? Remember that God has given us sufficent grace to see us through any of Satan's attacks!

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