Do you wish to hear about the "Forwarders" 12 Step Programme ?

1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose
my mailing lists
if I DON'T forward an email!

2) I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I
do forward an
e-mail.

3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money,
Victoria's Secret doesn't
know anything about a gift certificate they're
supposed to send me.

4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even if I
forward my e-mail to
more than 50 people!

5) I will NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or
freebies from
Coca Cola, Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if
I send an e-
mail to 10 people.

6) I will NEVER see a pop-up window if I forward an
e-mail ...
NEVER--NEVER!!

7) There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking
program, and I am not
STUPID enough to think that someone will send me $100
for forwarding
an e-mail to 10 or more people!

8) There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish
program in
England collecting anything! He did when he was 7
years old. He is
now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY
MORE POST
CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.

9) The government does NOT have a bill in Congress
called 901B (or
whatever they named it this week) that, if passed,
will enable them to
charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we send.

10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving,
colorful flowers,
characters, or program that I will receive immediately
after I
forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO,NADA!!

11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to
certain
individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for
every e-mail
address I send this to. The American Red Cross
RECEIVES donations.

12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into
sending things by
telling me I am not their friend or that I don't
believe in Jesus
Christ. If God wants to send me a message, I believe
the bushes in my
yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it on!

Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it
memorized, and send it
along to at least 5 of your friends before the next
full moon or you
will surely be constipated for the next three months
and all of your
hair will fall out!

Hey Suzie if I do this will it help my pig to fly? Great, more stars, more stars.

Sue..........you and I get the same mail......Hmmmm
Maybe we have the same E mail address, lol.
Ha ha ha ha

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I am working on that same program. Good to know I'm not the only one!

So true, I need that 12 step program. hahaha

I think we all get that same mail. lol Well Suzie all I have to say to what you stated is, Amen to that. :)

Does this mean that I am not going to get a gajillion dollars from someone in Nigeria? I already had it spent. Was going to share it with everyone here.

Oh that is where the hair loss and constipation came from :)

The best chainmail (no, not the kind the knights of yore wore) I received last month was one from England telling me that I had won 1,000,000 pounds sterling.
I would like my computer to make a resounding clunking noise when I delete these to trash. Kind of like the sound of the old snail mail chain letters hitting the garbage can.

BRAVO!

I never have and never will pass on ANYTHING that I have been TOLD to - OR ELSE!

These pathetic things are the same as the chain letters that used to plague folk way-back-when - I used to tear them up too.
Mind you - I do live under a bridge and my hair has fallen out and now you mention it - it has been some time since .............

Guess I haven't 'joined' the correct lists? I am not familiar with most of what this 'club' ascribes to . . . oh well, guess joining is not for me. . .but, it was a cool read anyway - thanx

Why is it that we all know somebody that LOVES to send those ? I love the ones that will find my true love ...wonder if the person who is my true love will take on my husband , kids ,dogs ...

very true. There's someone out there collecting all the email addresses off them to send junk mail --but sometimes I just cannot stop myself