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A BLOKE and his wife were travelling from Perth to Sydney. They pulled into a hotel to get a few hours sleep. When they checked out the manager handed them a bill for $400.
鈥淭his is outrageous!鈥?the bloke exploded. 鈥淲e were only here a few hours, you can鈥檛 charge us this amount!鈥?br> 鈥淏ut that includes the use of our Olympic-size swimming pool,鈥?said the manager.
鈥溾€漌e didn鈥檛 use the fu**en pool!鈥?said the bloke.
鈥淲ell, it was there and you could have,鈥?said the manager. 鈥淎nd our room rate also includes the cost of our state-of-the-art conference facilities.鈥?br> 鈥淏ut we didn鈥檛 use them either!鈥?protested the bloke.
鈥淲ell, they were there and you could have,鈥?replied the manager.
The bloke reached into his wallet and chucked a $50 note at the manager, yelling, 鈥淭here鈥檚 the money we owe, minus a $350 charge for rooting my missus.鈥?br> 鈥淏ut sir,鈥?said the manager, 鈥淚 never had sex with your wife!鈥?br> 鈥淭oo ****** bad,鈥?said the bloke. 鈥淪he was here and you could have.鈥?/div>

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I got a chuckle from it. Pretty funny.

buahaha thats funny!!

Hahahahaha, yeah that actually was pretty funny! =P

u funny

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