What idea should I choose for my 9th Grade English paper?

Im writing a dialogue for English. We have to act it out and read it out loud. We want it to be relatively funny and so far we have two ideas: Michael Vick press conference where he is explaining why dogs are mans best friend and his dog fighing crime is a total misunderstanding, or a cnversation between Brian Macnamee, Roger Clemmons and and Pettite. Just a random conversation in the mens room where theyre all in seperate stalls talking about omething we havnt decided on yet. Which should i go with and if you have any ideas please tell me them. Please no haters. Im a 14 year old die hard yankee fan and im very disappointed in all the athletes in the steroid scandal, especially the yankees. I dont need people saying how im not a real yankee fan.

i like building on the baseball scandal idea. Maybe clemmons was injecting himself with injectable viagara or male enhancement stuff instead of HGH.

ok, go with the conversation in the bathroom stalls, but make it so the guys are all having a conversation and they have misunderstood what the other one was commenting in regards to...
like for instance, one says, " do you think everything will come out all right?" and he is talking about this scandal, and the other one gets this perplexed look, turns and looks down into the toilet from behind him, and says something like, "well, it seems to be coming out all right so far..."
and then the other gets kinda angry and says " what the heck do you mean?? everything is coming out horrible!!"
etc...

You should do it about the steroid scandal. You should have them talking about taking steroids, and Clemmons is saying he never took it, its pure talent. Have Petite trying to refresh him memory saying he told him he took it and referred him to the doctor to get it from, amd Clemmons denying it telling Petite something else that he mistook

i know it sounds weird but you should do sex i meen i bet you know more bout sex than anything else

I would say the Michael Vick idea because you seem to have it more thought out than the other. Also, I don't know who the rest of those people are, so it might be too unrecognizable to some of the people in your class.