Funny : New Definitions?

CIGARETTE : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

DIVORCE : Future tense of marriage.

LECTURE : An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

CONFERENCE : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

COMPROMISE : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

TEARS : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...

DICTIONARY : A place where success comes before work.

CONFERENCE ROOM : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

CLASSIC : A book which people praise, but do not read.

SMILE : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

OFFICE : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

YAWN : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

i liked SMILE and DIVORCE
lol funny!

HAHAHA I LIKE THEM!!! HAVE A STAR!!

yep

haha funny.

lol

lol
i love all

what can I say, GOOD JOKE THX A LOT

LOL

my fave was divorce

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ty! have a star!

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