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What id the fastest thing - lol it is a joke please no mocking intended?


An office manager was given the task of hiring an Individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked:

"What is the fastest thing you know of?"

Acknowledging the first man (A WHITE MAN), on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of." "That's very good!" replied the interviewer.

"And now you sir?" he asked the second man (A INDIANMAN). "Hmm .. let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye ..that's a very popular clich茅 for speed."

He then turned to the third man (A BLACK MAN) who was contemplating his reply." Well, out at my dad's FARM, you step out of the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch & way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an ant. TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of. "The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" He said.

Turning to the fourth and final man (A COLOUREDMAN), the interviewer posed the same question. It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is
DIARRHEA." "WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "Oh I can explain." said the fourth man. "You see the other day I wasn't feeling so good and I ran for the bathroom. But, before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT , I had already kakked in my pants!"

HE GOT THE JOB................

L O L
Thats a schweet one.
Shot Cheri!

i didn't get it>.... well thts coz i read only the first half


hahahhah! it was funny lol...star for u

haha, it was funny. why did't you post the whole joke all at once?........

um....DAMN!!!

Hahahahaha!!! Well, I'ill be damned Cheri. Thanks for the laugh. I,m going to remember this one.

Beautiful Cheri, if you don't see your question don't panic, i have borrowed it, hahahaha, nice!

Nice one Cheri, thanks for keeping us on the lighter side of life.

I just got up from the floor laughing. I'll be smiling all day.
Very good, Its going to make my day!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks cheri for sharing a good and nice joke, it make me laugh loud.

Top Suff, Cheri....top stuff....

Lol, cheri, this is frikken good. I love this one and consider this one stolen. Thanks for the great start of my day.

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