I have a riddle for you?

If you have 3 conference rooms and you turn one into an office, how many meetings can take place at one time? Assuming meetings can only take place in conference rooms.

WHY IS THIS SO FREAKIN HARD FOR MY BOSS TO UNDERSTAND?

About your boss....


Let me tell you a little story (feel free to pass it on). A long, long, long, long time ago -in the times of creation and all that- all of the body's organs got together to see who would run the human body.

Of course The Brain ponderously thought he should run things because it controlled the body's higher functions, then of course The Heart thought it should be him, it mocked The Brain, arrogantly stating that without blood pumped by The Heart, The Brain wouldn't stand a chance.

Then The Lungs spoke up, both of them stating that without them pumping air, no one was going anywhere. And is the norm in such meetings, it went on for hours, arguments ensued, order had to be reestablished.

Then from waaaaaay back in the room arose a tiny little voice "It should be meeee, it should be meee...". Those in charge ooked around and asked who would dare speak without being recognized, at that moment The Anus rose and needless to say everyone broke out in laughter, the guards were called and the poor Anus was ejected from the meeting.

"I'll show them" he said and went on strike. A few days later The Heart beat a lot harder, The Brain hurt like hell, The Eyes teared, the whole body felt lousy and ill.

So the moral of the story is that since then The Anus, known amongst friends as A--hole, runs things around here. Look around you, look at the people who run things, you'll understand.

Um...2 at first glance? Get your boss an abacus.

2

2 meetings

2?

Is this a real riddle or is it a representation of your boss being thick-skulled?

2???

hmm.... about your boss??? i look forward for your promotion and your boss' retirement...

2? Is this a trick question. I think you need a promotion and your boss demotion.

2, but certain employees will assume that about 1,003 meetings can all take place at 10:00 am. And oh, there's no need to book the room either.

Out of curiosity, I asked my 7 year old son. Well he got the right answer....2. Come on I think your boss needs some manditory time off LOL. Good luck.