Definitions-one liner?

Atom Bomb: An invention made to destroy all inventions.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.
College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Father : A banker provided by nature.

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thats funny, and so true!!!

why do they call it a driveway when you park your car? And a Parkway when you drive on it? Report It

Thats so cute. Did u come up with it? =) u get a star

Hahaha, I laughed out loud with a lot of these. Can I have permission to send it out and about? Did you make these up? I've never seen them before.

yey...cool..here's a star! more definitions please! LOL

Yes - these were good ones. You got a star.

hahah that was joke

good one:-)