1) Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper withfire at one end & a fool at the other.
2) Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3) Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4) Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5) Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
6) Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
7) Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
8) Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
9) Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
10) Optimist : A person who while falling from EiffelTower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
11) Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions
12) Father : A banker provided by nature.
13) Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills,and kills you with his bills ya they are cool but old
here are some more
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of
the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the
minds of either".
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is
defeated by feminine waterpower.
Ecstasy: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling
you have never felt before.
Classic: A book, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home
life.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit
to decide that nothing can be done together.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be
spoken of when dead.
Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way
that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally
falls into a river.
Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got
caught.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you
are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and u by his bills Cool Very Good. thanks for that! Excellent! 14. yahoo answers-a place where you keep unbusy people busy | 