Definitions - funny or not?

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

Divorce: Future tense of marriage.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Ha ha ha.!!!
I loved them so 10/10.!!!
Excellent ones Black.!!!
Cheers.!!!

Thank you Black. Report It

It's okay...are you doing a comedy show or something...

not that funny, but ok.

Well, I liked it, especially the tears.

LOL

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My fav. is the last one it is so ture but yet at the end of the year you cant wait to go home because it is the wonderful time for aduits

I like them thanks.

it sure is funny lol i liket it too .

especially the divorce one lol

thank you for my morning laughter lol

ha ha ha funny

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!