Facts of LIFE .. Is this TRUE???

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

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The first one is true for sure. Thats what happened when I was in high school. Don't remind me. I did more than just "play" lol. I caused the principal ulcer during my first years, then we became friends (always in his office and stuff like that ).

The conference room thing is 100% true!! It happens ALL the time at work. Actually what happens in our work is that everybody tries to throw the problem at the other. The developer (me) ends up taking all the **** and having to come up with solutions to satisfy everyone.

Nice Life!!!

pretty much

Hi there philospher....i like all the facts you have posted...! it's true until some one tells you otherwise...

could this be true as 2+2=5? hey i know your answer...to this...look it up...! then hit me.....maybe....!

I'd say that sums it up pretty well!

Yes. these are great !!

i like your facts as much as it is true....:-))

i'd have to say it pretty much is.

What is with all the negativity?
I am not sure if this sentence is correct!!!!!!

It's purely made up for humor.

I like the one about the atom bomb

AN INVENTION TO END ALL INVENTIONS

You're wise LIFE... Thanks for sharing

Thank you Life...the ones you added now are great also..
Good humour !!!!

Yes, I give you 5 thumbs up for this. LOL

LOOL,yep 100% crytal clear true!!!