What is the stupidist situation u've ever been in?

For example ,once I was at work & i had diarhea & the chairman decided to call for a meeting & I enetered the conference room after 5 min i got out 4 the rest room then after 1/2 an hour i repeated that at last he stopped his meeting & looked into my eyes & said try going out one more time & get fired!!

My Daughter (7 yrs old) & I go around our neighborhood & collect donations for Childrens Cancer Research....we have been doing it for yrs. It is a local Charity that some friends & I started when my Daughter was diagnosed with Non Hodgkins Lymphoma in 2000....She went into remission in 2002....Still in remission.....

Anyway....Everyone in our neighborhood knows us...& gives to our charity....which we give receipts for......one day...we went to this new neighbor's house....& it was only a man home....my daughter had to go to the bathroom..& we were 6 blocks away from our house....the guy told us to come in...& while my Daughter was going potty...I explained what we were doing...showing him all the pamphlets....he was telling me his little brother died at age 17 due to a brain tumor....& was in the middle of writing a check when his wife came home....

I do realize it took her by surprise, me standing there in the living room, a strange woman, when she walked in....but she immediately got an attitude & started accusing him of cheating on her....WITH ME!......FOR MONEY!....OMG!.....in front of my Daughter.........even though we tried to tell her that it wasn't what she thought it was...she would not believe us....he finally MADE her look at the things I had given him....& showed her the check he wrote....before she believed him....I could not get out the door...since that is where they were standing...LOL...

Either way....she eventually calmed down...apologized to me & my Daughter.....added an additional $20.00 to the $30.00 he was giving me....& broke down & cried.....he ended up walking us out...apologizing....then told me why she had her insecurity....apperantly, he was caught with a "working girl" 3 yrs prior...& even though they worked through the infidelity...she still had her relapses....

I still collect donations from them...but I don't go to their house....UNLESS I see her car there also.....LOL....I don't want another situation like that again.....

Yeah..I was prepared for that anyway...LOL....

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I got blamed for trespassing when I was really the company's employee. I was totally confused.

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There were 3 of us talking about food. One said, well Ya sai likes eggplant (Ya sai, being me)....and they both had a conversation about MY taste in food with me standing and listening! It lasted over 30minutes!

one time, me and my friend were laying down in the trunk of the car while my mom drove. it was open, so as long as we didnt get up, we were ok. so, my friend decideds to sit up right when there is a cop behind us. so we get pulled over and the guy yells "these children arnt in seatbelts...." yada yada yada. so iget fed up with it and say "hey buddy, shouldnt you be eating a donut somewhere?"
he actually let us go

when people picks on you

never happen to me

My sister and I were walking along just talking which led into an argument... when I finally noticed people looking at me .. some smiling, others frowning... until my sister finally said "you're voice is too loud"... we were talking about...
Aaaaw... I just feel so stupid when I remember that day...