Bubba applies to Wal-Mart .......?

An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an
individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes
he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four
in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of
them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the
interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"

Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A
THOUGHT". It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the
way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."

"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you sir?" he
asked the second man.

"Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know
that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."

"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very
popular clich茅 for speed."

He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.

"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the
wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant. Yep, TURNING
ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought
he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light" he said.

Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the
same question.

Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers, It's
obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."

"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

Careful now Sharon, somebody already got her Violation Notice Email for today...
And there are a lot of psychos out there...
I've been punished for less:)...

But then again I'm most of the time in another section - JOKES AND RIDDLES are SAFE and FUN!

BTW, the office manager chose wisely LOL!:)

....that was ok

lol what is with u and wal mart. the joke was funny

ewww

Bubba definitely wouldn't be my first choice for the job!

Hilarious!..star 4 you!

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that joke works for me

now tahst way to funny 10/10 plus a star