Wal-Mart greeter?

An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an Individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table
The interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT."
It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way;
It's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of.
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
"And now you sir?" he asked the second man
Hmm. Let me see. A BLINK!
It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened.
A blink of an eye is the fastest thing I can think of." "Excellent!" said the interviewer "The blink of an eye, that's very good."

He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the
Wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out
Across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an Instant.
Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and
Thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light,
"He said.
Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.

welcome to walmart get your **** and get out

You're so gonna get me fired!

I just cracked up laughing so hard!

H I L A R I O U S !

FREAKIN HILLARIOUS!!!!!! you get a star

LMFAO! Thats is so hilarious! Can`t believe I almost chocked. Star for YOU. :D

omg i bust out laughing in the library

so not appropriate

Okay that was really funny and not expected.

Hahahaha
good one.
you will get a star.

That's really funnt... Kudos to you.

Oh wow, was it you I had the interview with?

Laughter is the best medicine. That was a real good one. I was expecting something serious. You just made my day. God Bless .

This is funny me and my worker had a good laugh about this.

Haha! Star!