And another!!!?

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston . After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room,but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350 The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He
tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manage appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use. "But we didn't us them," the man complains. "Well, they are here, and you could have," explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is

famous. "The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood and Las Vegasperform here," the Manager says. "But we didn't go to any of those shows", complains the man again. "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the man replies, "But we didn't use it!" The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay.He writes a check and gives it to the Manager The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir," he says, this check is only made out for $50." "That's correct," says the man. "I charged you $300 for sleeping with my wife." "But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well, too bad," the man replies. "She was here and you could have!

haaaaaa.......... you make my day!

O_o LOL...!!

I--I don't get it. Sorry.

Ohhhhh, mow i got it. LOL!

Ha-ha... Parallel to that tale that when you enjoyed the savory smell of the food and you demand payment, you get paid by the sound of the coin.

now THAT was FUNNY!!! lol

lmmfao rofl

YOUR ABOUT AS FUNNY AS AN INGROWN TOENAIL! GHEEZ!

I liked that one. you're good. I just had to send it to Iraq.hahahahahaha

this was funi...that reminds me of this joke i heard about a woman reading on a boat in a non fishing area with the equipment and a man comes and is about to write her a fine because she has all of the equipment and then she says then I'll charge you in court for rape because he has all the equipment.

tee hee

Clever hubby ha ha, are you travelling some where today? (just kidding)

The manager should have taken her right then and there. Could've, Should've, Would've.

I love it!!!!